captain jack sparrow is such a bro tho, like hes only a pirate because he freed slaves in exchange to sell his soul and he just wants to chill and drink and sail around and he can either be real sexy one minute then a fuckin idiot the next and it still works, also his mortal enemy is a monkey, 10/10 best disney character hands down
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#potc #texti love when i read a book and it just makes me so giddy that I have to stop reading for a minute and grin or press my face into a pillow and squeal ahhh books make me so happy
I’m thinking, ‘You just hit Leonardo DiCaprio in the face. They’re going to arrest you because that’s assault. You’re definitely never going to work again, that’s for sure.’ And then all of a sudden Marty and Leo just burst out laughing. Marty says, “That was great!” Leo’s like, “Hit me again!”
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